Diabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Ratings don't lie

Ratings don't lie

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

Ryan started the fire

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Diabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Ratings don't lieMispronouncing a disease so consistently that it becomes a cultural movement is the kind of branding most corporations would pay millions for. Somewhere a marketing team is studying that mustache for clues. The Details: High contrast white stencil portrait depicts an older man with round glasses, a thick mustache, and wavy hair. Bold white serif text below reads "Diabeetus." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and